FrinkTank � Researchers prove: Astrology is the new Christianity
FrinkTank � Researchers prove: Astrology is the new Christianity
scientists at the University of Aarhus in Denmark recently completed a study that should’ve been called, “Hey Asshole, The Universe Doesn’t Revolve Around You.” I don’t know what it actually was called, but research found that no correlation exists between human characteristics and astrology. Shit, someone give me a research grant. I’m going to prove once and for all that cats are furry. There’s much conjecture on whether feces is brown; I shall prove that it is!
scientists at the University of Aarhus in Denmark recently completed a study that should’ve been called, “Hey Asshole, The Universe Doesn’t Revolve Around You.” I don’t know what it actually was called, but research found that no correlation exists between human characteristics and astrology. Shit, someone give me a research grant. I’m going to prove once and for all that cats are furry. There’s much conjecture on whether feces is brown; I shall prove that it is!
posted by HL at 5:37 PM
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